THE FIVE STAGES OF "PALIN-CIDE" GRIEF - Grief Counseling available to all Americans Thanks to the Affordable Care Act
BRAINS! - I need brains!
BEFORE WE START - TELL ME YOUR SAFE WORD
SARAH PALIN - "Oh God I'm dumb"
SIEG HEIL! - Fascists unite!
YES WE CAIN! YES WE CAIN! - In 2012, "YES WE CAIN!!!"
"OBAMA'S WORST NIGHTMARE " - â€œWe herd sheep, we drive cattle, we lead people. Lead me, follow me, or get out of my way.â€ G.Patton.
LIBERAL LOGIC - Sarah Palin gets blamed for Gabby Giffords attempted murder. Obama and Holder paid for the weapons that killed Agent Terry Can you hear the Crickets?
IDIOCRACY - It's closer than you think.
FEMALE POLITICIANS - The Reason There Are So Few Of Them Is That It Is Too Much Trouble To Put Makeup on Two Faces.
Palin Vs. Clinton -
SARAH PALIN IS A CU*T - I'm Bill Maher and this joke gets the biggest laughs from liberals around the country. No DEMOCRAT has disapproved of this message.
Hey, Michael Moore... -
TOO EASILY AMUSED - Someone told her Obama was getting reelected.
RUNNER UP - MITT'S TAX RETURNS WILL INSURE THAT HAPPENS AGAIN
WHEN OBAMA SUCKS OUT LOUD - Immediately Trash Palin and Attempt to Divert Attention
LIBERAL MORONS - Were afraid of Sara Palin
PATRIOTISM VS SOCIALISM - The tale of two busses.
PALIN BAGS A LIBERAL - They're tough eating: no meat and no balls.
HELEN THOMAS - The Liberal Wet Dream
WHAT A MITTHEAD - Sometimes 'Mitt' happens.
OCCUPY ALASKA - Other places have higher turnout, but the message is the same.
YES, LIBTARDS ARE THAT STUPID I -
LEADERSHIP BY EXAMPLE - Look it that, I just threw the liberals into utter confusion.
PAUL REVERE - on his Second Amendment to the Constitution ride (history by Sarah)
IMBECILES - Confusing a Tina Fey joke with a Sarah Palin quote
GLENN PALIN - The two have finally merged into the ultimate right-wing horror!
2012 - It's like the GOP wants to lose.
SARAH PALIN - It's a thrilla'!! A thrilla' !!
PALIN PART DEUX? - If he can also see Russia from his house, we've got a problem
JESSICA BIEL - Hey, Republicans, I see your Sarah Palin, and raise you a Jessica Biel (who votes Democrat by the way). Your move.
SARAH PALIN - Nancy Pelosi cries herself to sleep at night because she never looked this good
HYPOCRITES - She reads 4 words off her hand and shes a laughingstock. Obama reads thousands of words from a teleprompter and he's the Second Coming of Christ
SUPER PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE - And who disguised her as mild manner Sarah Palin
FACT CHECKING -
GET READY - It will be good for America Sarah Palin will be the next President
GLASS WHITE HOUSE -
SMACK DOWN FROM THE RIGHT - You go girl!! It's about time conservative women started to fight back. Palin/Bachmann 2012
HEY SARAH! - I think I found those Death Panels you were looking for.
THE JOKERS - But only one is a comedian
TEA PARTY GOVERNMENT REFORM - I voted for Sarah Palin and all I got was this shopping cart ...
"I'M THIS SMART" - The Measure of Sarah Palin's Political Experience
TEA PARTY PATRIOTS - Since a populist movement with little to no understanding of politics always works.
TEA PARTY APPROVED! - YOU BETCHA!
RELAX SWEET HEART - We're just surveying property lines.
DON'T MESS WITH THE S.P. -
PALIN FETISH - 'Cuz secretly these guy all want to be her. It's tough being a "man" in the liberal world.
Death panels in obamacare? -
OBAMA BLAMES GEORGE BUSH FOR SARAH PALIN BEING 100% CORRECT -
AMEN SISTER - "It must be quite embarrassing for them. It's an irresponsible and really pretty disgusting thing that he did - pretty much denying that he had a child for 10 years.
THE MEDIA - hanging on every word Sarah says pointing every camera in Sarah's direction
SARAH PALIN IS A STUPID TW*T - We're Media Matters and we approve this message
PALIN 2.0 - Another accomplished and popular Republican governor. And the liberal slime machine will try any distraction to prevent a comparison of his executive record to Obama's.
"I BELIEVE IN - the Strength and the Power of Women." - SARAH PALIN
" SARAH PALIN'S ONE NATION TOUR " - We The People Take to the Road Restoring the Good in America!
GROW A PAIR! -
DEATH OF A TALKING POINT - Every Liberal Talking Point Has a Limited Shelf Life.
COJONES REMARK WAS 'SEXIST' -
BUS TOUR - driving the media nuts
PALIN BUS TOUR - Bus tours are usually for musicians or candidates... Do you suppose Sarah is starting a country music career? I don't think so...
PALIN WAS RIGHT - Obamacare has an 'End of Life' panel which decides if you get healthcare or not. Sounds like a Death panel, as Sarah said.
LIBERALS - Elevating stupidity to a lifestyle.
I'M SMILING AT YOU WORLD ! - The face of a 17 weeks old foetus. "We have the duty to protect the life of an unborn child." Ronald Reagan.
Oh Sarah!! -
BOO!! - Ha, Ha, just scared the Pelosi out of the Democrats.
" WE THE PEOPLE " - Despite our difficulties and disagreements, we remain one nation under God in freedom, indivisible.
BRISTOL DUMPS LEVI - The media thinks this or Lindsay is more important than telling us that Missouri flat out rejected Obamacare 71-29%. Outrageous!
TO DO LIST - 1. Tell Bristol abstinance is the only acceptable form of birth control.... DAMN! I knew I forgot something.
INTERPOLITICAL COUPLES - Barack and Sarah Dancing partners by day. Lovers by night.
God Bless her soul ! -
BEHIND EVERY GREAT MAN... - There's a great woman
SARAH PALIN - The New Face of Tyranny
WHAT'S WORSE THAN SARAH - The little dick in the White House
WE HAVE A DREAM - It ain't what we hoped for Mr President! Your dream is our nightmare! Come November you'll wake up!
WORKS FOR ME - How about you?
WHY DO FEMINISTS ATTACK SARAH AND NOT SHARIA? -
CAN'T WAIT - She can do it
KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? - Sarah. Sarah who? Sarah a GOP candidate with bigger balls than Gov. Palin?
MAYAN CALENDAR -
TEACHERS - I'm guessing he teaches English
I'LL BET... - Even the Republicans are laughing their butts off at this one.
OH SNAP! - Run out on your responsibilities as governor just once, and they never let you hear the end of it.
SARAH PALIN - I thought they said who volunteers for the rapture, not who wants to pull a train
MUST DESTROY SARAH PALIN - Otherwise every one will notice the incompetence of Obama.
READY...AIM.... - "Wait, I can see Russia from here!"
DRILL BABY DRILL - SHILL LOONEY SHILL - SHE STILL DOESN'T GET IT
GREAT DAYS -
ENTERTAINMENT - At least she's still good for a laugh.
PALIN POPPED IT -
OH PLEASE OH PLEASE OH PLEASE ! - This would be hilarious! Teddy Poopypants and Caribou Barbie running for the Teabagger Ticket!
PROPER SUPPORT - A Palin supporter points out the two best reasons to vote PALIN in 2012!
S p e l l C h e c k e r * -
GOP Nominee -
AMERICA - It is crunch time
FISHING HOLES - PALIN STYLE
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