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TAGS: chris kyle american sniper palin
Rating: 2.5/5

More politifakes by ClintEastwood

MissPriss - March 16, 2015, 11:18 pm
Maybe the USA needs to budget a little $ to help their soldiers once they return to American soil. What they see over there really phucks with their heads back home. NUT-JOB precisely! Maybe a little help for the mental health of those that return?
MashiMashi - February 8, 2015, 6:39 am
he could've took that guy horse riding or hiking, but it was no Obama and them liberals don't want you to have a gun but we'll show them 2nd Amendment and all
MashiMashi - February 8, 2015, 6:37 am
i was led to belive he wads at the gun-range when the soldier started having an episode and kyle rushed over to help out. i didn't know that he was the one that brought the NUT-JOB to the range.
MashiMashi - February 7, 2015, 1:30 pm
I'm a veteran and felt the same way, what was he doing take a troubled soldier to a frick'n gun range, that's about the last place they need to be.
ClintEastwood - February 3, 2015, 3:43 pm
also, how i am a "sellout" and a "traitor" when I'm not even a citizen of your idiocracy? EPICFAIL (like your hero~zero~wormsfood kyle)
ClintEastwood - February 3, 2015, 3:34 pm
says the anonymous internet user who made an account just to attack me while hiding behind her computer. sounds like you are speaking from personal experience. Want 2 to know the big difference between me and Kyle? I'm still here. #winning
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 3, 2015, 10:40 am

Careful. You're entitled to your opinion, but you can't attack other members for theirs.
apollohollon - February 3, 2015, 8:21 am
Only coward here is you. Making **** comments about someone that saved countless American lives. You're a coward, sellout, traitor that deserves to be dragged by his b**** hair, screaming and kicking out of your parents basement and into the street.
OTC - January 24, 2015, 3:32 pm
That passage is not ideology
ClintEastwood - January 24, 2015, 2:41 pm
Correction: He WAS a soldier. Just to remind you, in case you forgot - the loser was sh** by one of his own "soldiers." He's now where he belongs, in the grave, with other serial killers - Ted Bundy, John Gacy, John Allen Muhammad (also a sniper).
Cyberhagen - January 24, 2015, 12:45 pm
Where's your snarky comment about the murderers he "murdered"? It's called being a soldier, and every country has them. Even children, who in places like Afghanistan are taught by the Taliban to kill at a young age, and oppress women.
ClintEastwood - January 24, 2015, 12:03 am
Emphasis on the word 'was.' lolololol
ClintEastwood - January 24, 2015, 12:02 am
So's trying 2 get away with murder.People seldom get away with it,and as history shows,they always get what's coming to them - as what happened to this cowardly P.O.S.When not busy lying about fighting washed up wrestlers,he was content pissing off vets
Zeitguy - January 23, 2015, 10:51 pm
"Happy shall they be who take your little ones and dash them against the rock" Psalm 137:9. Biblical ideology is inconsistent at best.


THE FIVE STAGES OF "PALIN-CIDE" GRIEF - Grief Counseling available to all Americans Thanks to the Affordable Care Act


TAGS: mitt romney ryan palin grief
Rating: 1.95/5

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marms - October 23, 2012, 7:24 am
Omama just got his a** kicked in the last debate. Whine all you want to. It is so over until 2016. Tee Hee Hee
GrouchoMarxist - October 6, 2012, 10:29 pm
And you're a moron that thinks Biden is MENSA material...


BRAINS! - I need brains!


TAGS: sarah palin stupid zombie snatch
Rating: 2.5/5

More politifakes by Skeeter11766

Static - March 18, 2013, 11:37 am
Looks like your mother enjoyed her gangbang.


BEFORE WE START - TELL ME YOUR SAFE WORD




SARAH PALIN - "Oh God I'm dumb"




SIEG HEIL! - Fascists unite!




YES WE CAIN! YES WE CAIN! - In 2012, "YES WE CAIN!!!"


TAGS: palin cain ticket unemployment for commiebama
Rating: 4.24/5

More politifakes by toddsnyder

RonaldReagan - June 11, 2015, 4:53 pm
Nice fella in real life. Met him once. Women were his weakness. How was what he did any different than Bill? Getting ready to put him back into office. Interns better take cover. Yes we Cain!


"OBAMA'S WORST NIGHTMARE " - “We herd sheep, we drive cattle, we lead people. Lead me, follow me, or get out of my way.” G.Patton.


TAGS: allen west sarah palin leaders obama community organiser
Rating: 4.33/5

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RonaldReagan - June 11, 2015, 4:55 pm
America's worst nightmare. This country would be a mushroom cloud in under a month


LIBERAL LOGIC - Sarah Palin gets blamed for Gabby Giffords attempted murder. Obama and Holder paid for the weapons that killed Agent Terry Can you hear the Crickets?




IDIOCRACY - It's closer than you think.




FEMALE POLITICIANS - The Reason There Are So Few Of Them Is That It Is Too Much Trouble To Put Makeup on Two Faces.




Palin Vs. Clinton -




SARAH PALIN IS A CU*T - I'm Bill Maher and this joke gets the biggest laughs from liberals around the country. No DEMOCRAT has disapproved of this message.




Hey, Michael Moore... -




TOO EASILY AMUSED - Someone told her Obama was getting reelected.




RUNNER UP - MITT'S TAX RETURNS WILL INSURE THAT HAPPENS AGAIN




WHEN OBAMA SUCKS OUT LOUD - Immediately Trash Palin and Attempt to Divert Attention




LIBERAL MORONS - Were afraid of Sara Palin




PATRIOTISM VS SOCIALISM - The tale of two busses.


TAGS: patriotism socialism obama palin
Rating: 4.8/5

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arnnatz - September 17, 2012, 12:50 am
no, the difference is that the black bus was manufactured in canada
JGalt - September 16, 2012, 8:59 pm
Black bus- is that like a less obvious version of a black helicopter?


PALIN BAGS A LIBERAL - They're tough eating: no meat and no balls.




HELEN THOMAS - The Liberal Wet Dream




PALIN-BACHMANN -




WHAT A MITTHEAD - Sometimes 'Mitt' happens.




OCCUPY ALASKA - Other places have higher turnout, but the message is the same.




YES, LIBTARDS ARE THAT STUPID I -




LEADERSHIP BY EXAMPLE - Look it that, I just threw the liberals into utter confusion.




PAUL REVERE - on his Second Amendment to the Constitution ride (history by Sarah)




IMBECILES - Confusing a Tina Fey joke with a Sarah Palin quote




GLENN PALIN - The two have finally merged into the ultimate right-wing horror!




2012 - It's like the GOP wants to lose.




SARAH PALIN - It's a thrilla'!! A thrilla' !!




PALIN PART DEUX? - If he can also see Russia from his house, we've got a problem




JESSICA BIEL - Hey, Republicans, I see your Sarah Palin, and raise you a Jessica Biel (who votes Democrat by the way). Your move.


TAGS: jessica biel h**ter than palin
Rating: 1.5/5

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Bull - September 4, 2012, 12:31 pm
c*****ge, possible nipple, monkey outlined and partial lips showing ... This is borderline NSFW and will probably be nuked upon inspection. (I've refused to sort this site because of potential bias and a conflict of interest)
sphart1 - September 4, 2012, 9:27 am
Oh boy, another Hollywood idiot that votes for obama. See, you can be famous, h** and stupid all at the same time.


SARAH PALIN - Nancy Pelosi cries herself to sleep at night because she never looked this good


TAGS: sarah palin awesome
Rating: 4.42/5

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GrouchoMarxist - September 27, 2012, 12:28 am
I had an even better politifake but it appears to have been scrubbed.
arnnatz - September 27, 2012, 12:19 am
She can't hold what you don't have. You're a liberal, you don't have any, unless you are holding someone else's
RONHUSTLEMAN - September 26, 2012, 11:52 pm
She can hold my junk,but not office!


HYPOCRITES - She reads 4 words off her hand and shes a laughingstock. Obama reads thousands of words from a teleprompter and he's the Second Coming of Christ




SUPER PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE - And who disguised her as mild manner Sarah Palin




FACT CHECKING -




GET READY - It will be good for America Sarah Palin will be the next President




GLASS WHITE HOUSE -




SMACK DOWN FROM THE RIGHT - You go girl!! It's about time conservative women started to fight back. Palin/Bachmann 2012




HEY SARAH! - I think I found those Death Panels you were looking for.




THE JOKERS - But only one is a comedian




TEA PARTY GOVERNMENT REFORM - I voted for Sarah Palin and all I got was this shopping cart ...




"I'M THIS SMART" - The Measure of Sarah Palin's Political Experience




TEA PARTY PATRIOTS - Since a populist movement with little to no understanding of politics always works.




TEA PARTY APPROVED! - YOU BETCHA!




RELAX SWEET HEART - We're just surveying property lines.




DON'T MESS WITH THE S.P. -




PALIN FETISH - 'Cuz secretly these guy all want to be her. It's tough being a "man" in the liberal world.




Death panels in obamacare? -




Restitution -




OBAMA BLAMES GEORGE BUSH FOR SARAH PALIN BEING 100% CORRECT -




AMEN SISTER - "It must be quite embarrassing for them. It's an irresponsible and really pretty disgusting thing that he did - pretty much denying that he had a child for 10 years.




THE MEDIA - hanging on every word Sarah says pointing every camera in Sarah's direction




SARAH PALIN IS A STUPID TW*T - We're Media Matters and we approve this message




PALIN 2.0 - Another accomplished and popular Republican governor. And the liberal slime machine will try any distraction to prevent a comparison of his executive record to Obama's.




"I BELIEVE IN - the Strength and the Power of Women." - SARAH PALIN


TAGS: republicans palin
Rating: 4.5/5

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RonaldReagan - December 13, 2013, 11:27 am
She's a loon. McCain could have won that one too you know.


" SARAH PALIN'S ONE NATION TOUR " - We The People Take to the Road Restoring the Good in America!




GROW A PAIR! -




DEATH OF A TALKING POINT - Every Liberal Talking Point Has a Limited Shelf Life.




COJONES REMARK WAS 'SEXIST' -




Pfft.. -


TAGS: palin
Rating: 4.2/5

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foxrecon19d - May 13, 2014, 2:28 pm
...heh...heh...heh...heh...


BUS TOUR - driving the media nuts




PALIN BUS TOUR - Bus tours are usually for musicians or candidates... Do you suppose Sarah is starting a country music career? I don't think so...




PALIN WAS RIGHT - Obamacare has an 'End of Life' panel which decides if you get healthcare or not. Sounds like a Death panel, as Sarah said.




LIBERALS - Elevating stupidity to a lifestyle.




I'M SMILING AT YOU WORLD ! - The face of a 17 weeks old foetus. "We have the duty to protect the life of an unborn child." Ronald Reagan.




Oh Sarah!! -




BOO!! - Ha, Ha, just scared the Pelosi out of the Democrats.




" WE THE PEOPLE " - Despite our difficulties and disagreements, we remain one nation under God in freedom, indivisible.




BRISTOL DUMPS LEVI - The media thinks this or Lindsay is more important than telling us that Missouri flat out rejected Obamacare 71-29%. Outrageous!




TO DO LIST - 1. Tell Bristol abstinance is the only acceptable form of birth control.... DAMN! I knew I forgot something.




INTERPOLITICAL COUPLES - Barack and Sarah Dancing partners by day. Lovers by night.




God Bless her soul ! -


TAGS: sarah palin tea party morons
Rating: 3.67/5

More politifakes by fauxnews

Zeitguy - August 10, 2014, 10:50 pm
Ok, come on now that's just a little bit funny. Regardless of politics that makes a regular guy chuckle.
fauxnews - August 10, 2014, 8:51 pm
*fox = foxrecon19d or Dr.Strange now... I think ;-)
fauxnews - August 10, 2014, 8:50 pm
...you can make fun of my mum but don't ever EVER call me r-etarded, I meant, Vicky. ;-p Now THAT'S just below the belt. Love you too, mate. Cheers. :-)
fauxnews - August 10, 2014, 8:49 pm
Puhleeeze... that guy was doing, like, what? 20 of these a day with a nice lengthy blog attached. Fox asked us to step up and contribute so this place doesn't become Politifox. Doing my part till I get bored....
EmmaRoydes - August 10, 2014, 8:25 pm
Daaaaaamn! You've become quite the politifake poster unabomber now. Vicky would be jealous of the speed that you whip these out.


BEHIND EVERY GREAT MAN... - There's a great woman




SARAH PALIN - The New Face of Tyranny




WHAT'S WORSE THAN SARAH - The little dick in the White House


TAGS: sarah palin obama
Rating: 3.58/5

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GrouchoMarxist - September 27, 2012, 12:07 am
I bet she could Ron....


WE HAVE A DREAM - It ain't what we hoped for Mr President! Your dream is our nightmare! Come November you'll wake up!




WORKS FOR ME - How about you?




WHY DO FEMINISTS ATTACK SARAH AND NOT SHARIA? -




CAN'T WAIT - She can do it




REFUDIATION -




KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? - Sarah. Sarah who? Sarah a GOP candidate with bigger balls than Gov. Palin?




MAYAN CALENDAR -




TEACHERS - I'm guessing he teaches English




I'LL BET... - Even the Republicans are laughing their butts off at this one.




OH SNAP! - Run out on your responsibilities as governor just once, and they never let you hear the end of it.




SARAH PALIN - I thought they said who volunteers for the rapture, not who wants to pull a train




MUST DESTROY SARAH PALIN - Otherwise every one will notice the incompetence of Obama.




READY...AIM.... - "Wait, I can see Russia from here!"




DRILL BABY DRILL - SHILL LOONEY SHILL - SHE STILL DOESN'T GET IT




GREAT DAYS -




ENTERTAINMENT - At least she's still good for a laugh.


TAGS: palin
Rating: 3/5

More politifakes by PapaFox

Renza - March 28, 2013, 7:14 pm
It would be a smart move on their part to do that... so probably not.
Cannabal - March 28, 2013, 3:38 pm
Wasn't Palin uninvited to the Republican Nat'l Convention last year?
Renza - March 28, 2013, 2:25 pm
They only use the best and brightest.
crankyhead - March 28, 2013, 1:56 pm
I find it sad, that in a room full of conservatives, she's one of the ones they invited to speak.
Renza - March 28, 2013, 12:28 pm
The irony is her popularity with the GOP base seems quite strong.
PapaFox - March 28, 2013, 10:20 am
True. She's basically just a punch line at this point.
deerbag2 - March 28, 2013, 9:43 am
The GOP needs to get as far away from her as possible.
Renza - March 28, 2013, 7:59 am
Shes speaking the GOP's native language, it just sounds like crazy paranoid gibberish if you aren't familiar with it.


PALIN POPPED IT -




OH PLEASE OH PLEASE OH PLEASE ! - This would be hilarious! Teddy Poopypants and Caribou Barbie running for the Teabagger Ticket!


TAGS: nugent palin
Rating: 3/5

More politifakes by PapaFox

OlderThanDirt - February 18, 2013, 8:27 pm
Kewl. Will he play 'Cat Scratch Fever' at the inauguration. lol
Renza - February 18, 2013, 10:00 am
What's more concerning, the fact that they might actually run, or the amount of support the tea party would give them?
TheConstitutionalist - February 17, 2013, 12:21 pm
Ok. Here's what we need. Those two to run against two other extremes like Mike Mally and Rosie O' Donnell. Country gets screwed but what a train wreck to watch.


PROPER SUPPORT - A Palin supporter points out the two best reasons to vote PALIN in 2012!




S p e l l C h e c k e r * -


TAGS: sarah palin can t spell mountain
Rating: 3/5

More politifakes by fauxnews

fauxnews - August 10, 2014, 4:15 pm
* s*d = S T D. Gotta love the filter here.lol..
fauxnews - August 10, 2014, 4:14 pm
Well..she hasn't for a while... but she always flares up occasionally like America's fav s*d or something. She's in the news cycle lately...and she will be more and more leading up to the election, hoping to turn out voters. She's fair game. Like Hillary
Cyberhagen - August 10, 2014, 12:21 pm
Why all the Sarah Palin attention all of a sudden? She's not running or anything.


GOP Nominee -




AMERICA - It is crunch time




FISHING HOLES - PALIN STYLE




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